Identifying the Idiot Driver

Idiot drivers are constantly overpopulating our roadways and causing unnecessary accidents, which in turn leads to unnecessary traffic.

Simple ways to identify the idiot driver are as follows:
· Drivers who swerve between lanes without their blinker;
· Drivers who cut in front of you and slam their foot on the brake for no reason;
· Drivers who pull onto a roadway and maintain a slow speed rather than accelerating;
· Drivers who make complete stops at yield signs when the lane continues on ahead of them;
· Drivers who at the last minute swerve into general population lanes to avoid getting off an exit ramp;
· Drivers who at the last minute swerve out of general populations to get onto an exit ramp;
· When you have right the right of way, drivers who assume they have permission to:
A. Merge in front of you without first receiving a nod or wave of approval
B. Make a left, right, or go straight at an intersection before you.
· Drivers who have received permission to either merge or turn in front of you, via a head nod, wave of hand, or flash of high beams, and sit there staring at you as a deer in headlights would.
· Drivers who miss their exits on highways and pull to the shoulder to reverse their way back to the exit.
· Drivers who are in the lead position at a red light and sit motionless when the light turns green, due to either being on the cell phone or daydreaming.